Baby Cakes, if you’re as big as this Iowa baby, I just don’t know what I would do. 

Can I forbid you from being born that big?  Or wait, are you like Mommy and if someone tells you not to do something it makes you want to do it more?  And then you’ll end up like 15lbs, won’t you?  I take it back, I don’t forbid you.  Just remember, Mommy loves you and she’d really, really appreciate it if you were a healthy, less than 10 pound baby boy, mkay?